20 Responses to “Capture the Caption - Num 2”

1. #  Anonymous March 28, 2008 at 2:14 PM

   Tip 117: Don't put a Confederate flag on your truck unless you drive Bigfoot.  

2. #  Anonymous March 28, 2008 at 2:53 PM

   "Yes, DAD -- I'm sure I know how to drive this thing...GAH!"  

3. #  Josh Treece March 28, 2008 at 4:13 PM

   And that's why you don't practice parallel parking your dump truck on a job site...  

4. #  Anonymous March 28, 2008 at 9:47 PM

   I have one...it is long:
   
   The National Transportation Safety Board covertly funded a project whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four wheel drive pick-up trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.
   
   They were surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 61.2% of fatal crashes were, "Oh,S***!" Only the state of Texas was different, where 89.3% of the final words were, "Hey, hold my beer and watch this!"  

5. #  Anonymous March 28, 2008 at 9:49 PM

   Caption #2:
   
   "Right after Terrace reached down to pick up his bag of crack, his gun fell out of his lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing him to speed out of control..."
   
   
   Where the heck did that come from? Sorry...I've been up since 4:00am and I am thinking all CRAZYYYY...  

6. #  Anonymous March 28, 2008 at 9:52 PM

   Caption #3:
   
   "On his way home from the Safe Driver Award Banquet held in his honor, Terrace had a little run in with another truck."  

7. #  Darryl March 29, 2008 at 12:23 PM

   "Let's be sure to practice parking a bit more before you take the driving test again."
   
   OR
   
   "That'll teach him not to steal the twinkies out of my lunchbox!"  

8. #  Mike March 29, 2008 at 1:38 PM

   After leaving baseball, Roger Clemons took up the sport of demolishing derby. Soon after, an investigation surfaced about Roger's quick rise in the sport.
   
   Roger Clemons' Testimony: "I have never ever ever put performance enhancing fuels into my mini-van, period."  

9. #  Terrace Crawford March 31, 2008 at 12:02 PM

   @ White boy - That is the longest caption I've ever seen in my life.
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   @ All - You crack me up. And not the kind of crack that Zak is referring to.
   
   Best of luck to all.
   
   /TC/  

10. #  Anonymous March 31, 2008 at 8:24 PM

    Terrace,
    
    yes, that was hardly a caption. I think Mike should win for dissing on Clemens...
    
    :)  

11. #  Joy Manoleros April 1, 2008 at 7:50 AM

    "Unnnnnn-cle!!!!"  

12. #  Anonymous April 1, 2008 at 9:03 AM

    "Call Enterprise We'll Pick You Up"  

13. #  Anonymous April 1, 2008 at 9:03 AM

    "AAFLAC!!!"  

14. #  Anonymous April 1, 2008 at 9:07 AM

    "Project was Temporarily suspended as the site foreman was rushed the Hospital."... in other news.  

15. #  blake April 1, 2008 at 11:37 AM

    i swear officer - i'm not as think as you drunk i am.  

16. #  Anonymous April 2, 2008 at 6:36 AM

    A lack of snow caused editors to reject this photo for the cover to Mark Batterson's book, "In A Pit With A Lion On A Snowy Day."  

17. #  Terrace Crawford April 2, 2008 at 7:44 AM

    @ ALL - You guys are a trip! Thanks for your creativity. It's refreshing. Keep the entries coming!
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    Top Contenders updated as of 10.41am, April 2.  

18. #  Bill A April 2, 2008 at 12:37 PM

    I got your Ford tough right here.  

19. #  Anonymous April 2, 2008 at 12:51 PM

    When Cat Scratch Fever takes over:
    
    Small Truck: "A little more to the left, lower, lower, there. Scratch harder. Harder. I don't care if I'm turning red. Just don't stop scratching, Cat."  

20. #  Terrace Crawford April 3, 2008 at 7:10 AM

    The winner is... "Unnnnnn-cle!!!!"(Joy Ely)
    
    (Contest closed at 10.01AM, April 3,2008; Winner announced.)
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    @ ALL - Thanks for playing! We'll do this again in two weeks.