Capture the Caption - Num 2

Ok, Blog readers... in the good spirit of competition and, of course, non-stop hilarity, I welcome Capture the Caption, numero dos.






Guidelines:
  • Leave your caption entry in comments.
  • Keep it clean.
  • You may enter more than once.
  • Tell your friends, share the love.
  • Have fun!

    Winner receives: Your choice -- Pop Goes The Church (Tim Stevens), In a Pit With a Lion (Mark Batterson),Your First Two Years of Youth Ministry(Doug Fields) or Soul Cravings(Erwin McManus).
  • Top contenders will be included in posts.
  • Winner to be chosen and announced on Thursday, April 3, 2008.


    Top Contenders so far...:
  • "Tip 117: Don't put a Confederate flag on your truck unless you drive Bigfoot" (Amanda Hollingsworth)
  • "And that's why you don't practice parallel parking your dump truck on a job site..." (Joshua Treece)
  • "The National Transportation Safety Board ... " (Whitey)
  • "That'll teach him not to steal the twinkies out of my lunchbox!" (Darryl Bridges)
  • ""Unnnnnn-cle!!!!" (Joy Ely)
  • ""Call Enterprise We'll Pick You Up" (Churchy Dave)

    (Top Contenders updated as of 10.41am, April 2.)

    The winner is... "Unnnnnn-cle!!!!"(Joy Ely)

    (Contest closed at 10.01AM, April 3,2008; Winner announced.)





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  • 20 Responses to “Capture the Caption - Num 2”

    1. # Anonymous Amanda Hollingsworth

      Tip 117: Don't put a Confederate flag on your truck unless you drive Bigfoot.  

    2. # Blogger Tami

      "Yes, DAD -- I'm sure I know how to drive this thing...GAH!"  

    3. # Blogger Josh(ua) Treece

      And that's why you don't practice parallel parking your dump truck on a job site...  

    4. # Anonymous zak white

      I have one...it is long:

      The National Transportation Safety Board covertly funded a project whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four wheel drive pick-up trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.

      They were surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 61.2% of fatal crashes were, "Oh,S***!" Only the state of Texas was different, where 89.3% of the final words were, "Hey, hold my beer and watch this!"  

    5. # Anonymous zak whitey white white

      Caption #2:

      "Right after Terrace reached down to pick up his bag of crack, his gun fell out of his lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing him to speed out of control..."


      Where the heck did that come from? Sorry...I've been up since 4:00am and I am thinking all CRAZYYYY...  

    6. # Anonymous zak white

      Caption #3:

      "On his way home from the Safe Driver Award Banquet held in his honor, Terrace had a little run in with another truck."  

    7. # Blogger Darryl Bridges

      "Let's be sure to practice parking a bit more before you take the driving test again."

      OR

      "That'll teach him not to steal the twinkies out of my lunchbox!"  

    8. # Blogger Mike

      After leaving baseball, Roger Clemons took up the sport of demolishing derby. Soon after, an investigation surfaced about Roger's quick rise in the sport.

      Roger Clemons' Testimony: "I have never ever ever put performance enhancing fuels into my mini-van, period."  

    9. # Blogger Terrace Crawford

      @ White boy - That is the longest caption I've ever seen in my life.
      --
      @ All - You crack me up. And not the kind of crack that Zak is referring to.

      Best of luck to all.

      /TC/  

    10. # Anonymous zak white

      Terrace,

      yes, that was hardly a caption. I think Mike should win for dissing on Clemens...

      :)  

    11. # Blogger Joy Ely

      "Unnnnnn-cle!!!!"  

    12. # Anonymous ChurchyDave

      "Call Enterprise We'll Pick You Up"  

    13. # Anonymous ChurchyDave

      "AAFLAC!!!"  

    14. # Anonymous ChurchyDave

      "Project was Temporarily suspended as the site foreman was rushed the Hospital."... in other news.  

    15. # Blogger blake

      i swear officer - i'm not as think as you drunk i am.  

    16. # Anonymous Mike

      A lack of snow caused editors to reject this photo for the cover to Mark Batterson's book, "In A Pit With A Lion On A Snowy Day."  

    17. # Blogger Terrace Crawford

      @ ALL - You guys are a trip! Thanks for your creativity. It's refreshing. Keep the entries coming!
      --
      Top Contenders updated as of 10.41am, April 2.  

    18. # Blogger Bill A

      I got your Ford tough right here.  

    19. # Anonymous Mike

      When Cat Scratch Fever takes over:

      Small Truck: "A little more to the left, lower, lower, there. Scratch harder. Harder. I don't care if I'm turning red. Just don't stop scratching, Cat."  

    20. # Blogger Terrace Crawford

      The winner is... "Unnnnnn-cle!!!!"(Joy Ely)

      (Contest closed at 10.01AM, April 3,2008; Winner announced.)
      --
      @ ALL - Thanks for playing! We'll do this again in two weeks.  

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